Mr. Clanky
Be the victor in the "Astonishingly Shiny Cup Of All Cups" trophy.

Better performance
When a player is in a game and it is his or her birthday, they will have better performance. You can also learn their birthdays by looking at their cards.

Twins play better when they are on the same team (Ashley and Sidney Webber, and Achmed and Amir Khan). However, Tony and Angela Delvecchio play better when facing each other on different teams.

Maria plays better when wearing a pink uniform.

Younger versions of professional players will play better when on their real MLS team.